Keep Calm and Smile On

Christmas is fast approaching, and I’m sure many are feeling the stress of the times. Take a few minutes to relax and hopefully chuckle, or think.

The items this week are all from the Twitter account and Facebook account of Unvirtuous Abbey. Enjoy.

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For grandmothers who give us exactly what we want for our birthdays without even asking us, we give thanks. @SylviaDHook

For clergy who pray for our dear departed cats, we give thanks @RainicornMax

For those who insist that others get on the bus before them, we give thanks. @emdash29

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For bagboys and store clerks who are kind, gentle, and patient with tiny, frail old ladies, Lord, we give thanks. @winterlyHome

For all the times I must explain that the Pastor takes a weekday off because he "works" on Sunday, Lord grant me patience. @mliztuck

For pastors who go to a bar and someone finds out you're a pastor, Lord, In your mercy. @roblee4

From triangulation deliver us, we pray, in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. @UnvirtuousAbbey

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Have a blest Christmas. St. Stephen’s will have worship services on Saturday night at 7 pm and Sunday morning at 10.

- Ann Warner